Παρασκευή, 8 Ιουλίου 2016

My mum cooks better than yours...

Typical Greek mum,cooking ,reading stupid novels ,watching TV soaps ,and  TV cooking programs.
Typical Greek Sunday ,family diner with one of those TV recipies that we all must agree it's delicious(who dares not to!)so you know I opened the door I said hello and all the questions you ask your mum(not really mind about the answers )...then I took the book she was reading that week ready to ask a few more questions when I saw THE recepie...it was on the cover page ,I thought she probably saw it last night when master chef was on air...oh god something  ridiculously difficult with expensive ingredients and disappointing results !then I started reading :100 kilos of leaves(ok maybe it's a restaurant's recipe) 100 galons of gasoline ...a big amount of bleach ...a month in the sun(ok I'm not eating here today,tomorrow next week!)I quietly closed the book placed it on the coffee table I was afraid to turn my head and look at my mother...I knew she was standing there behind me with those innocent blue eyes staring at me not sure what to do...kill me because I found out she was an old witch...
 My legs were shaking and my ears were buzzing(oh my god she was casting a spell on me!
Then the door opened and my dad came in hungry (it was 1 minute after 12, he always eats at 12) I Iwas safe!i turned around and saw my poor little mother ,she was there preparing the perfect dinner for all of us ...I showed her the recepie ...oh yes she said isn't that great I saw it on national geographic is a recipie how to make kokaine! You never know!!!!!

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Writers block...